I am so excited to unveil my new blog!
Raping and pillaging the finances of the poor, blacks, latinos, and seniors (to name a few) is hard work - and sometimes it's all I can do to count my money and spit on the carcasses of my victims after a hard days work. My therapist tells me that I should start putting my wisdom into words for the public to consume, so I figured I'd start blogging!
For those of you that do not know me, I'm Dave. Dave Davis. I am the President of Check 'n Go. We are the second largest payday lender in the world! We entrap more people in our debt cycle than most of our competitors combined! With triple digit interest rates and and the lure of fast cash, people can't resist us! We especially love working with blacks and hispanics. As I always like to say, there is nothing better than an underbanked community! Give them a few dollars, charge 'em a few hundred, and those pathetic souls will keep coming back. Each time we destroy a family, each time we cause someone to be evicted, each time an old person chooses to pay my interest instead of needed medicine - it's like I get stronger!! Every day (especially Fridays) I feel my power getting stronger!
So here goes! Join me as I impart my wisdom to the world! Whoever said the meek shall inherit the earth was a jackass! You have to be strong and powerful - like me. You have to chew up and spit out those weaker than yourself - like I do. Take a walk with me through my life, and I'll show you how to take what you want and never look back!
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