The truth about consumer activists

I spend alot of time thinking about these so called "consumer activists". You have to understand, these losers are a real thorn in my side. Every time I look around some group of impotent losers have gathered together, floating some legislation that restricts my business practices. Can you believe that??? What nerve. What motivates these losers?? I mean, what makes them tick?

At first I thought they were just tag alongs - folks who wanted a piece of the pie themeselves. I mean, who can balk and triple digit interest rates and huge profits? Then I see these damn credit unions - all over the country - offering payday loans at 12-18% interest. What the hell are these idiots up to? Why charge 18% when you can legally charge 300%?

Then I figured it out. Now I understand these wackos. They are communists.

Now - wait. Stop and think about it. They oppose my industry at every turn, and they stand up and speak out for the true losers in our society. Strength wins - and being able to step on the little guy (or girl - hey, I don't discriminate) is the key to getting ahead. These wackos don't see it that way. So they are communists (or at least communist sympathisers). And hey, you don't want to be either one, do you? So - call your legislator, and tell them to protect my right to rape and pillage the poor...er, i mean tell them to protect "financial choice".