You know, sometimes throwing huge money at politicians really pays off.
After a string of losses (those damn communists in Washington DC and New Hampshire), we were able to come through with a real VICTORY in Virginia!
At first it didn't look so good. A ton of those freaking communist consumer activists set up shop, spreading their hope and love filled propaganda to the media and the state legislators. I am not going to lie to you, I got a bit nervous.
We sent our best operatives to VA, and even I went out a few times. We wined and dined a few legislators (I won't say how far we went, but lets just say our bank account is much lighter and my marketing chica, Miriam, took a few for the team). At the end of the day the good legislators of the fine commonwealth (which means common and wealthy - and I for one love it!) decided to ACTUALLY raise the fees we can charge! This means we will be able to bankrupt more people, faster, while extracting all of their hard earned cash quicker. In a time when winning for us often means maintining the status quo, or even accepting laws that hold our profits down, its so refreshing to work with a state that doesn't care about all this bs with people losing their bank accounts, their homes and their futures. Since when was the government supposed to be in the job of protect people from predators, anyway?
GOD I love Virginia.
BTW, thanks a ton Dick! Checks in the mail!
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